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The Mysterians (1957)

After a holiday celebration, a small town is rocked by nearby earthquakes, which threaten to swallow the surrounding area. More strange phenomena lead to the emergence of an enormous robot of unknown...

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Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla (1994)

The Japanese government is developing two plans to neutralise Godzilla. The first is the direct one, creating a mobile attack robot named Moguera, while the second is the more human Project T, hiring...

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Exit the Dragon Enter the Tiger (1976) and Return of the Tiger (1978)

 Bruce Lee has just died, and his friend David suspects foul play. He investigates he last woman to see him alive, learning of a secret plot by a drug lord known only as The Baron. Seeking to avenge...

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The Heart of the World (2000)

State scientist Anna has just made a devastating discovery. The world is suffering from an illness, and will soon die of a heart attack. When it goes, so will everyone else living on the planet, and a...

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Inspektor Herring (2007-08)

Shaun Micallef is an Aussie national treasure. Known for his work in sketch comedies like Full Frontal, and for hosting shows like Mad as Hell, and Talkin 'Bout Your Generation. And he of course...

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Grave Robbers (1990)

I know a fair bit about Mexican cinema (mainly horror, naturally), and could talk your ear off about the films of Abel Salazar and his family, Rene Cardona (both of them), all of the classics, the...

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Needle (1988)

Many countries have cinematic waves, and this is an interesting topic to delve into. These 'waves' are often described/named as such by outsiders, and sometimes they are confusing. For example, I've...

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Elusive Summer of 68 (1984)

Peter is a teenage boy growing up in 1960s Yugoslavia. Like all boys, he's keen to get to know girls better, and is always searching for his one true love. His father however is constantly disapproving...

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The Little Witch (2018)

Being an Australian, I naturally watch most of my foreign movies with subtitles. Dubbing is fine for cheesy kung fu or monster movies (provided no other editing bullshit has gone on), and it also works...

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Pyjama Party (1964)

Gogo is a young martian sent to Earth as reconnaissance/a scout for an upcoming invasion. He lands at the house of Aunt Wendy, a charmingly dotty older lady who takes an immediate liking to who she...

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Back to School (1986)

Rodney Dangerfield is still fondly remembered as one of America's greatest comic talents, from his successful stand-up circuits, to his numerous film appearances, including his star-making turn in...

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Rush Hour 1 (1998) and 2 (2001)

Hong Kong policeman Inspector Lee has all but crushed the vast criminal organisation Juntao, but its enigmatic leader has managed to escape, and some months later kidnaps the daughter of the Chinese...

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Kosh ba Kosh (1993)

Mira is a young lady moving back to her home country of Tajikistan, after studying in Russia. She's soon met with a rude arrival when it transpires her desperately in debt father has gambled her away...

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Malá Mořská Víla-The Little Mermaid (1976)

The Little Mermaid lives a tranquil life under the sea with her family, but as her father searches for a suitable groom for her to rule with, she yearns for the world above. She falls for a human...

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Hausu (1977)

Gorgeous is a schoolgirl ready for a fun holiday with her friends. Seeking to get away from her father's new girlfriend, she takes the gang to her aunt's house in the countryside. They receive a warm...

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Aşk Nerede (2015)

Biricik is a news reporter in her 30s, growing increasingly man-hungry. She's desperate for a good husband, but seems to be the last of everyone she knows who's tying the knot, even coming last to her...

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Oğlan Bizim Kız Bizim (2016)

In Istanbul a radio contest is being held, and if the first two listeners can phone in with the answer in time, they win an all-expenses paid vacation to Antalya. The winners are mechanic Barış, and...

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A Bay of Blood, or Twitch of the Death Nerve (1971)

The slasher film began in earnest at the dawn of the 80s, having been spawned by classics such as Halloween and Black Christmas. The inspiration for the genre however came earlier, from the giallos of...

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Jane Bond 008: Operation Karachi (1971)

There's some discussion these days about whether the character of James Bond should be genderswapped (for the record, I disagree, and think he should stay the same, and if anyone wants a female spy,...

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Tutmayın Beni (2016)

Fikret is an abrasive mall security guard, aching for some action, so she can finally prove herself and join the real police. The arrival of a priceless diamond gets her hopes up, though her attention...

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