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Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)

When a mysterious object in unearthed on faraway Infant Island, a light-fingered archaeologist and his = ex-wife are sent on a retrieval mission by the Japanese government, and a = corporation. They...

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Sergeant Deadhead (1965)

At a military camp, hijinxs are constantly afoot, with the amiable but clumsy Sgt. Deadhead always making some sort of trouble, and causing yet another delay to his upcoming wedding to Airman Lucy...

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Phantom Investigators (2002) [The Deadly Doll's House of Horror Nonsense's...

It's that time of year again for my good friend Emily Intravia's annual blogathon-The Shortening   for storytime! When I was a child, we were in a golden age of television, even if we didn't quite...

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Scary Godmother (2003-05) [The Deadly Doll's House of Horror Nonsense's The...

When I was a kid, I disliked many things aimed at my age demographic. Bananas in Pyjamas? Pass! How about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Mary Poppins? More like Evil Dead! This isn't to say I hated all...

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District 13 (2004)

Sometimes when you watch a movie, you can be in the wrong mood for it. This usually spoils your enjoyment of the film, and can sometimes leave you with a negative opinion  This happened to me the first...

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Aladdin (1986)

Al Haddin is a teen boy living in sunny Miami, living out a pretty disappointing life, until one day he comes across a magical lamp. Inside is a stoic friendly genie, who = to grant all of Al's wishes,...

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Satanik (1968)

 Marnie Bannister is an elderly and disfigured female scientist. Angry at the world, she murders a fellow scientist and steals his new youth serum, his warnings that anyone who takes it will turn...

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Cemetery Man (1994)

Francesco Dellamorte is the gravedigger of the Buffalora cemetery. It's your typical small town graveyard, except for the fact that the dead rise every night. Francesco wearily puts them down, his life...

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Danger: Diabolik (1968)

Masked supercriminals were a dime a dozen during the 60s in Italy. They all have the common ancestor of French pulp villain Fantomas, but each brought something fun and different to the table,...

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The Testament of Dr. Mabuse (1933)

1930s Germany was a turbulent time, and the filmmakers who weren't willingly or reluctantly being drafted into propaganda were making what basically amounted to warnings. This was the case with noted...

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Tři oříšky pro Popelku and Jak se budí princezny (1978)

Today I'll be looking at a couple of Czechoslovakian fantasy films, perfect for the festive season-Three Hazelnuts for Cinderella, and How to Wake Princesses.Popelku is a pure young girl living a...

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Young Einstein (1988)

Get out the old tucker bag, mates, 'cause we're diving down under, for 1988's Young Einstein! We Australians are often seen by the Yanks as bizarre and unknowable beings, and this leads them to...

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The Pink Panther Series: Part 4 (2006-09)

The Pink Panther (2006)During the climactic end of a world-stage soccer match, famous referee Yves Gluant is murdered, and his trophy-The famous Pink Panther diamond-is missing. The conniving Chief...

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The Pink Panther Series: Overall

The Pink Panther series stands to this day as one of the all time greats of comedy. With one entry after another being hailed as a classic, there was no shortage to enjoy, despite long gaps here and...

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Surf Ninjas (1993)

Today's movie is one I had mixed feelings about. On one hand, I adore ninjas! On the other hand, I'm extremely skeptical of all things 90s! Now that's not to say I automatically hate the entire decade....

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BMX Bandits (1983)

Once again Aussie cinema provides us with another treat! BMX Bandits is a slice of 80s fun that proves we were more than up to the task of being America's match! Maybe not in quantity, but in quality?...

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All Monsters Attack (1969)

Ichiro is a bored youngster living a day to day life, drudging back and forth from school, trying to avoid bullies, and holding a fascination for all things Godzilla. One day he begins fantasizing...

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Dr. Plonk (2007)

Dutch-Aussie director Rolf de Heer is always doing something different. From making surreal and 'disturbing' odysseys like Bad Boy Bubby, to straight dramas, and borderline documentaries, there's never...

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Double Trouble (1984)

By 1984, Italian duo Terence Hill and Bud Spencer were nearing the end of their creative partnership, after over a decade of great films. Thankfully this proved no reason for the quality to slip, as...

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Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)

The 60s might not have been all golf and badminton, as they say, but for all the strife going on at the time, the period was also never short of fun. This is best evidenced with AIP's Beach Party...

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